Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids: 200 Spooky Giggles for the Season

Sep 1, 2025

Halloween brings out the fun with kids dressing up, carving pumpkins, and sharing laughs. To make the season even more delightful, we’ve gathered 200 funny Halloween jokes for kids that promise giggles without any scares. These jokes are perfect for trick-or-treating in festive sHalloween outfit or cozy evenings at home in kids Halloween pajamas, making every moment a spooky celebration.

Ghost Jokes for Kids

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I-scream.
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? The Dead Sea.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
What’s in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
What do ghosts drink? Mountain Boo.
What do ghosts put in their hot cocoa? Whipped scream.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dinner? Spook-etti.
Why do ghosts like to go to parties? Because they have a lot of spirit.
What is white, black, and dead all over? A zombie trick-or-treating in a tuxedo.
Why was the ghost afraid of the storm? It had too much thunder and fright-ning.
What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Spook-hetti!
What did the mommy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry? Spooktacles.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Boo-berry juice.
What do ghosts use to do their makeup? Vanishing cream.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street? Buckle your sheet belt!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.
What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A fence.
How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle.

Skeleton Jokes for Kids

Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A sax-a-bone.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons fly around in? A scareplane or a skelecopter.
What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? They’re LUMBARjacks!
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle her funnybone.
Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road? They had no guts.
What did the skeleton stay home from the dance? She had no body to go with.
What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appetite!
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? He was chillin’ to the bone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
Why don’t skeletons like the cold? It’s bone-chilling.
What did the skeleton bring to the cookout? Spare ribs.
Why don’t skeletons skydive? They don’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a skeleton that won’t do any work? Lazy bones.
How do skeletons start their cars? With skeleton keys.
Why did the skeleton put on a sweater? It was chilled to the bone.
Why’d the skeleton go the grocery store? Its pantry was down to the bare bones.
Why did the skeleton laugh? Something tickled its funny bone.
What do skeleton dogs eat? Milk bones.

Vampire Jokes for Kids

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy? A sucker.
What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
How do you know vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
Where does a vampire eat his lunch? In the casketeria.
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? Let’s stop in for a cool one!
What is a vampire’s pet peeve? A Tourniquet!
How can you tell a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
What is Dracula’s favorite ice-cream flavor? Vein-illa.
Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
What kind of tests do vampires give their students? Blood tests.
What boats do vampires travel in? Blood vessels.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Why did the vampire flunk art class? He could only draw blood.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up!
What salutation does a vampire use to start a letter? Tomb it may concern …
Why did the vampire go to the butcher? She was craving spare ribs.

Witch Jokes for Kids

What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, Cackle & Pop!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling.
What do witches order at a hotel? Broom service.
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Why did the witch go to the doctor? Because she had a broomstick in her throat.
Why didn’t the mom let the little witch go trick-or-treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What do you call two witches who live together? Broommates.
What should you get a witch on her birthday? A charm bracelet.
What’s a witches’ pick-up line? Hey, you’ve got hex appeal!
Where do witches park? In the broom closet.
Did you hear about the witch that got school detention? She was ex-spelled.
Did you hear about the witch that couldn’t find work? It was a dry spell.
Why do witches drink beer? They enjoy a good brew.
Why did the witch cancel her speech? There was a frog in her throat.
Why did the angry witch leave her broom at home? She didn’t want to fly off the handle.
What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a!

Zombie and Mummy Jokes for Kids

Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten!
What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat? Brain food.
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to relax and unwind.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
Why don’t zombies eat fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his deaducation.
What does a zombie call his parents? Mummy and Deady.
Why is Christmas a mummy’s favorite holiday? He gets to do all the wrapping.
What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of pasta? Elbow macaroni.
What’s a zombie’s least favorite candy? Life Savers.
What do zombies eat for dessert? Ladyfingers.
What is a mummy’s favorite sandwich? A head cheese wrap.
What’s a mummy’s favorite way to relax? Solving cryptograms.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
What genre of music does a mummy like the best? Wrap!

Pumpkin and Monster Jokes for Kids

What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch!
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing? A cornfield!
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid? It had no guts.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why do pumpkins bar hop? To get smashed.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fruit? Orange.
How do you mend a broken gourd? With a pumpkin patch.
What goes “Ha-ha-ha-ha!” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
What’s a monster’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
What are a monster’s favorite pets? Creepy crawlies.
What kind of monster loves to disco? The boogieman.
What do the monsters use to stay in shape? Scareobics.
What’s a monster’s favorite show? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why was there no food at the end of the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin.

Knock-Knock and Other Silly Jokes for Kids

Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! I didn’t mean to scare you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cement. Cement who? Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!
What did the bird say on Halloween? Twick or tweet.
What did the fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout.
What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.
What do you get when you put a spider on an ear of corn? A cobweb.
What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.
The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it? A coffin.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? When you’re a mouse.
What is a pause in work at a mortuary called? A coffin break.
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? He was already stuffed.
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
What’s a spider’s favorite side dish? Corn on the cobweb.
How do monsters take their bagels? With scream cheese.
What did one piece of hard candy say to the other after it helped it escape from being eaten? Thanks! You’re a real lifesaver.
What do they serve at ghost parties? Boo-ze.
What do skeletons say before they eat? “Bone appétit!”
How do ghosts drink their coffee? With scream and sugar.

More Spooky Fun Jokes

Why do female ghosts go on a diet? So they can keep their ghoulish figure.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite drink? Anything with boos.
What did people say when the Headless Horseman started dating a zombie? He’s lost his head!
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
Are any Halloween monsters good at math? No—unless you Count Dracula!
Why are zombies so hard to understand? They’re very crypt-ic.
How do ghosts get their hair to stay in place? With scare spray.
What is the ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster!
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted to scare people stiff.
What do owls say on Halloween? Happy Owl-oween!
Why did the zombie become a mortician? He heard they have graveyard shifts.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog? A bloodhound.
Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies? They don’t have the guts.
What do witches use on their hair? Scare spray.
Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide-and-shriek.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
Why do skeletons hate winter? The cold goes right through them.
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap rock.
Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with.
What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream? Vein-illa.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
What do you call a group of musical whales on Halloween? An orca-stra.
Why did the pumpkin get a ticket? It didn’t have a gourd belt on.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
Why are mummies good at keeping secrets? They keep things under wraps.
What do you call a monster who poisons cornflakes? A cereal killer.
Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-nanas.
Why don’t zombies like pirates? They’re too arr-ogant.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Witch hazel.
Why did the monster go to therapy? He had too many inner demons.
What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler.
Why don’t ghosts tell lies? Because they’re too transparent.
What’s a vampire’s favorite sport? Bat-minton.
Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? A plumpkin.
Why do spiders like to use computers? They love the web.
What’s a ghost’s favorite position in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
Why did the zombie stay home from work? He was feeling rotten.
What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service.
What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean.

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