Get ready to jingle all the way with laughter this holiday season! Whether you're decorating the tree, unwrapping gifts, or sipping hot cocoa, our collection of 140 Christmas jokes for kids and adults will keep everyone giggling. From silly puns to cheeky adult humor, we've got jokes for every festive mood. Dive into our categorized lists below, perfect for sharing at holiday gatherings or tucking into advent calendars! Cozy up in kids Christmas pajamas or funny Christmas pajamas from PatPat for extra festive fun.
Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
Brighten your little ones' holiday with these 20 clean, kid-friendly Christmas jokes.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to school? It wanted to be "tree"-educated!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
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How does Santa keep his hands clean? With Santatizer!
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What’s an elf’s favorite sport? North Pole-vaulting!
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Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? He went down in history!
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
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What’s Santa’s cat’s name? Santa Claws!
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How does Rudolph know Christmas is coming? He checks his calen-deer!
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What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Snow!
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What kind of photos do elves post? Elf-ies!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints!
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Why is Santa a bad speller? He thinks the alphabet has Noel!
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What music do elves love? Wrap music!
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Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!
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What are Santa’s monthly expenses called? Jingle bills!
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Why did the gingerbread man visit the doctor? He felt crumby!
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What do you call a snowman who sings? A snow-perstar!
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Why did the elf quit the circus? It was too tent-s!
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What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
Funny Christmas Jokes for Adults
For grown-ups looking to chuckle over eggnog, these 20 funny Christmas jokes add a playful twist to the holiday season.
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Why did Santa join a gym? To work off the milk and cookies!
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy? It had too many "deep-rooted" issues!
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What’s Santa’s favorite cocktail? A sleigh-zer!
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Why don’t adults believe in Santa? They’ve checked the chimney too many times!
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What do you call an elf who overslept? A snooze-elf!
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Why was the snowman broke? He spent all his cash on a hot tub!
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What’s the difference between Santa and me? I don’t have a naughty list… yet!
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Why did the reindeer go to therapy? It had an identity crisis after being called “Rude-olf”!
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What’s Santa’s side hustle? Delivering for Uber Sleighs!
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Why did the Christmas lights get tangled? They had one too many watts!
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What do you call a tipsy snowman? A slush puppy!
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Why did Mrs. Claus file for divorce? Santa kept working late at the “pole”!
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What’s an adult’s favorite Christmas carol? “Silent Night… after the kids are asleep”!
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Why don’t Christmas trees date? They’re too sappy!
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What did the elf say at the bar? “I’m here for the holiday spirits!”
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Why did Santa get a parking ticket? His sleigh was in a no-fly zone!
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What’s the Wi-Fi password at the North Pole? HoHoHo123!
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Why did the gingerbread man get dumped? He was too crumby in bed!
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What’s Santa’s retirement plan? Moving to the South Pole for warmth!
Funny Christmas Dad Jokes
Dad jokes are a holiday tradition! These 20 Christmas dad jokes will have everyone groaning and laughing.
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Why did the Christmas tree fail at stand-up? It kept branching off!
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What do you call a reindeer who tells dad jokes? A corny-deer!
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Why does Santa use GPS? To avoid getting lost in the Claus-trophobia!
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What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream!
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Why did the elf get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a frozen elf? An “icicle” worker!
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Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They drop all their needles!
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What did Santa say at the race? “Ready, set, ho ho ho!”
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Why was the snowman a motivational speaker? He was so “churned”!
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What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? Buck-etball!
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Why did the gingerbread man join a band? He had the best “crumb” solo!
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What do you call a snowman’s dog? A chilly pup!
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Why did Santa go to art school? To learn how to draw a better “sleigh”!
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What’s an elf’s favorite dessert? Shortcake!
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Why did the Christmas lights go out? They were lit one too many times!
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What do you call Santa’s laundry? His Claus-tume!
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Why was the snowman so cool? He had a lot of “chill”!
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What’s Santa’s favorite pizza topping? Peppermint-oni!
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? He was too bright!
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What do you call a snowman’s tantrum? A meltdown!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock! Who’s there? These 20 Christmas knock knock jokes will delight kids and adults alike.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly-day cheer for you!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow-body but me!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf you to wrap this gift!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa you a Merry Christmas!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Rein-deer to make you laugh!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree-mendously festive!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Jingle. Jingle all the way!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy cane you open this?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Claus. Claus I’m awesome!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Frosty. Frosty the Snowman, that’s who!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Gift. Gift me a hug!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh it ain’t so!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Tinsel. Tinsel you I’m shiny!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger-bread man on the run!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? North. North Pole’s calling!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Star. Star-t the holiday party!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell-ieve in Christmas magic!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Mistle. Mistle-toe wants a kiss!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule love this joke!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho. Ho ho, it’s Santa!
Corny Christmas Jokes
Nothing says Christmas like corny humor! These 20 corny Christmas jokes will bring groans and giggles.
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What do you call a snowman’s pet? A frost-bite!
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Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his “wrap” skills!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
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Why do elves love a deal? They’re bargain-elfs!
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What do you call a reindeer who sings? A carol-deer!
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Why did the snowman go to the gym? To get a little “churned”!
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What’s Santa’s favorite snack? Crisp Pringles!
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Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It dropped its needles!
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What do you call a lazy elf? A shelf-elf!
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Why did the gingerbread man run? He was baked!
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What’s a snowman’s favorite dance? The frosty shuffle!
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Why did Santa get a new sleigh? His old one was deer-graded!
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What do you call a cold elf? A shiver-elf!
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Why do Christmas trees love lights? They like to branch out!
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What’s a reindeer’s favorite candy? Deer-drops!
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Why did the snowman refuse to melt? He was too cool!
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What do you call Santa’s dog? Santa Paws!
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Why was the Christmas star so bright? It was a super-nova!
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What do elves wear to bed? Jingle jammies!
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Why did the Christmas lights blink? They were winking at the tree!
Christmas Tree Jokes
Deck the halls with these 20 Christmas tree jokes, perfect for kids and adults.
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Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? It needed a trim!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite song? “O Tannen-bomb”!
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Why don’t Christmas trees ever forget? They have great “bough” memory!
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What do you call a tree that loves to dance? A spruce goose!
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Why was the Christmas tree embarrassed? It was caught with its tinsel down!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s job? To branch out and shine!
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Why did the tree go to therapy? It had too many “knots”!
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What do Christmas trees wear? Bark and tinsel!
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Why don’t trees play chess? They’re afraid of any “check-mate”!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite game? Hide and sequoia!
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Why was the tree so popular? It was always lit!
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What do you call a tree with no decorations? A bare spruce!
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Why did the Christmas tree join a band? It had the best “pines”!
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What’s a tree’s favorite holiday? Arbor Day, but Christmas is close!
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Why did the tree fail at comedy? Its jokes were too sappy!
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What do Christmas trees drink? Sap-presso!
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Why was the tree so tall? It was reaching for the stars!
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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite hobby? Orna-menting!
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Why don’t trees travel? They’re rooted to the spot!
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What do you call a tree that tells jokes? A pun-pine!
Naughty Christmas Jokes
For adults with a mischievous streak, these 20 naughty Christmas jokes add a cheeky holiday vibe.
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Why did Santa get kicked out of the bar? He was too “sleigh-faced”!
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What’s the Grinch’s dating profile like? “Loves long walks and stealing Christmas”!
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Why did the elf get fired? He kept spiking the eggnog!
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What’s Santa’s guilty pleasure? Sneaking extra cookies!
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Why did the snowman flirt with the tree? He thought it was “pine”!
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What do naughty elves do at night? Party at the North Pole-dium!
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Why was the reindeer banned from the sleigh? He was caught deer-inking!
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What’s Mrs. Claus’s secret hobby? Pole dancing at the North Pole!
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Why did the Christmas lights misbehave? They were too “lit”!
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What do you call Santa’s spicy playlist? Jingle Bell Rock ‘n’ Roll!
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Why did the elf sneak into the workshop? To wrap some “naughty” gifts!
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What’s the snowman’s pickup line? “I’m falling for you!”!
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Why did Santa’s sleigh break down? Too many “ho ho hos” on board!
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What do naughty reindeer eat? DeCAF!
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Why was the Christmas tree tipsy? It drank too much sap!
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What’s an elf’s favorite naughty game? Truth or Deer!
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Why did Santa get a speeding ticket? He was dashing too fast!
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What do you call a mischievous snowman? A frost-tease!
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Why did the gingerbread man get in trouble? He was caught loafing!
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What’s the North Pole’s naughtiest drink? Mistle-toe martini!
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Summary
These 140 Christmas jokes are your ticket to spreading laughter and joy this holiday season. From kid-friendly puns to cheeky adult humor, there’s something for everyone to enjoy at family gatherings, holiday parties, or cozy nights by the fire. Share these jokes to keep the festive spirit alive, whether you’re cracking them over hot cocoa or slipping them into Christmas cards. Let the giggles jingle all the way through your celebrations!
